Favorite Movie Quotes: I love a good line in a movie--even those that aren't science ficiton or fantasy. These are straight from the memory, so some of them might be off by a word or two (or three or four), and I can't promise I spelled the actors correctly, either.
- “We’re on a mission from God.” Dan Ackroyd, Blues Brothers
- “This is car 55. We’re in a truck.” John Candy, Blues Brothers
- “It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We’ve got a full tank of gas; half a pack of cigarettes; it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.” Dan Ackroyd, Blues Brothers
- “My name is Bond. James Bond.” Pick your Bond, Pick your movie
- “There’s no crying in baseball!” Tom Hanks, A League of Their Own
- “Lollygaggers, sir.” Robert Wuhl, Bull Durham
- “Hit the bull.” Kevin Costner, Bull Durham
- “What in the wide, wide world of sports is goin’ on here?” Slim Pickens, Blazing Saddles
- “My grandmother was Dutch.” Cleavon Little, Blazing Saddles
- “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” Mandy Patinkin, Princess Bride
- “Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togetheh today. That bwessed awwangement. That dweam within a dweam.” Peter Cook, Princess Bride
- “You’re drowning in the river!” an extra, That Thing You Do
- “They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.” Tim Blake Nelson, O Brother Where Art Thou?
- “Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?” Michael Palin, Monty Python & the Quest for the Holy Grail
- “Now we see the violence that’s inherent in the system!” Michael Palin, Monty Python & the Quest for the Holy Grail
- “Just a flesh wound.” John Cleese, Monty Python & the Quest for the Holy Grail
- “I’m not dead, yet.” John Young, Monte Python & the Quest for the Holy Grail
- “Three shall be the number of the throw, and the number of the throw shall be three.” Michael Palin, Monty Python & the Quest for the Holy Grail
- “♫Brave Sir Robin ran away.♫” One of the Monty Pythons, Monty Python & the Quest for the Holy Grail
- “Run Away!” Graham Chapman, Monty Python & the Quest for the Holy Grail
- “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.” Roy Scheider, Jaws
- “But why is the rum gone?” Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
- “Hide the rum.” Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
- “It comes in pints? I’m getting one.” Billy Boyd, The Fellowship of the Ring
- “I wasn’t droppin’ no eaves.” Sean Astin, The Fellowship of the Ring
- “What do they eat when they can’t get hobbit?” Dominic Monaghan, The Fellowship of the Ring
- “A servant of the enemy ought to feel more foul and look more fair,” Sean Astin, The Fellowship of the Ring
- “That still only counts as one!” John Rhys Davies, The Return of the King
- “A diversion.” Orlando Bloom (as Legolas, master of the obvious), The Return of the Ring
- “Sneaking.” Andy Serkis as Gollum, The Return of the King
- “I can’t carry the ring for you, Master Frodo, but I can carry you.” Sean Astin, The Fellowship of the Ring
- “For an Irishman to converse with an equal, he is forced to talk to the Almighty.” The guy who played the only Irish character in, Braveheart
- “I was going to stay here and reconnoiter.” John Hannah, The Mummy
- “Will someone get this big, walking carpet out of my way?” Carrie Fischer, Star Wars: A New Hope
- “No reward is worth this.” Harrison Ford, Star Wars: A New Hope
- “Control, control, you must learn control,” Frank Oz as Yoda, Empire Strikes Back
- “You said wanted to be around when I made a mistake. This could be it, sweetheart.” Harrison Ford, Empire Strikes Back
- “Luke? A Jedi? I’m out for a while and everyone’s getting delusions of grandeur.” Harrison Ford, Return of the Jedi
- “It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity.” Anthony Daniels as C3PO, Return of the Jedi
- “Snakes. Why does it have to be snakes?” Harrison Ford, Raiders of the Lost Ark
- “Asps. Very dangerous. You first.” John Rhys Davis, Raiders of the Lost Ark
- “I’m making this up as I go.” Harrison Ford, Raiders of the Lost Ark
- “You just killed all those men!” Sean Connery, The Last Crusade
- “No ticket.” Harrison Ford, The Last Crusade
- “If you stand to be counted with the enemy of all the grail stands for, who gives a d--- what you believe?” Harrison Ford, The Last Crusade
- “I’m sorry, Mr. President. I don’t dance.” Harrison Ford, Clear & Present Danger
- “Lieutenant Dan! Ice cream!” Tom Hanks, Forest Gump
- “I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.” Tom Hanks, Forest Gump
- “No breaks.” Dwayne Johnson (aka The Rock), The Rundown
- “Santa Claus doesn’t give any breaks.” Sean William Scott, The Rundown
- “Your husband ain’t dead, lady. He’s hiding.” Dennis Leary, The Ref
- "Father, you smoke?" Chris Tucker, The Fifth Element
- “You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.” Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men
- “I want the truth!” Tom Cruise, A Few Good Men
- “You can’t handle the truth!” Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men
- “I collect spores, molds, and fungus.” Harold Ramis, Ghostbusters
- “The best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn’t exist.” Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects
- “That’s the problem with terrorists. They don’t care about other people’s schedules.” Arnold Schwarzenegger, True Lies
- “You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.” Steve Martin, Roxanne
- “They hate the cans!” Steve Martin, The Jerk
- “I have a special purpose!” Steve Martin, The Jerk
- “Billy Idol gets it.” Adam Sandler, The Wedding Singer
- “They have a hard candy shell. I’m surprised you didn’t know that.” Chris Farley, Tommy Boy
- “Are you talking?” David Spade, Tommy Boy
- “You have to ask yourself, ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do yah? Punk?” Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry
- "Don't bother yourself with the secrets of scary people." Tom Wilkinson, Batman Begins
- "What is the point of all those pushups if you can't even lift a bloody log?" Michael Kane, Batman Begins.
- "...I'm donating you to a community college." Robert Downey, Jr., Ironman. (I'll get the full quote when the DVD comes out.)
- "Yeah...I can fly." Robert Downey, Jr., Ironman.
- “It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.” Christian Bale, Batman Begins
- “It is finished.” Liam Niesen as Aslan, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
